The Witch

Jimmy is driving home.
He stops at the service station for a snack and coffee as he is tired.
Unknown to him, at the next table, there is a witch.
She asks him the time and they get talking and Jimmy goes for it - he ends
up giving her a lift!
Jimmy asks her, 'What do you do for a living?' The witch responds, 'I'm a witch.'
Jimmy retorts, 'Oh!' The witch continues, 'I can turn water into wine!'
And as Jimmy concentrates on the road, she plants her hand over Jimmy's thigh;
Jimmy gets excited! He says, 'I can turn into a layby!!!!'
Boom! Boom!

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