As James and his wife get ready to go out, their taxi toots and they
lock up ready for their anniversary night - hoping it goes well!
They settle down at the table and order their meal; the waiter is prompt and
ready to take their order.
He recognises that James is a bit strange - he bangs the salt & pepper on the table -
Bang Bang with the pepper pot and Bang Bang with salt pot.
But the waiter is a bit pushy as he doesn't understand why James is so adamant to bang
the table. James does it again - Bang Bang; two seconds Bang. The waiter is getting a little
irate, and issues a warning to James, 'Please don't bang the table as the other customers are getting
a little concerned.
The salt and pepper pots start to show that they have some still in the pots and James
is a bit less agitated.
He looks at the waiter and looks at his wife - he says, 'Salted!'
Boom Boom!!!!!!
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