Jimmy, Tommy and Alex have been shootin' well; took out the Alky bhoys by Jimmy's
easy sting. Their commander decides they deserve a welcome break to recharge their batteries!
So they're allowed two nights' leave to go on a binge! So, they hit Glasgow and there at the station
is big Sammy - a big Tibetan Mastiff. He's waggin' his tail profusely as he sees Jimmy, his owner. They
attempt to get off the train as Sammy is all over them.
They hit Jimmy's local - the Horse Shoe Bar. And as they get inside, there at the bar is Cindy the new barmaid.
And as Jimmy gets the order in, Cindy pumps up, 'No dogs allowed in the bar.' Sammy at this point is desperate for
a Guinness as he hasn't had one for five weeks! He has two paws on the ground; two paws on the bar and Jimmy exclaims
to Cindy, 'Give us some pause for thought!'
Boom Boom!
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