Men have to test the likely hood of testicular cancer.
Dr Morphin has recently suggested a way forward:
Jimmy goes to see Dr Morphin. As he goes into his surgery, he is nervous! And so he should be!
Jimmy explains to his doctor, 'Doctor, doctor I'm no' happy - I get worried about contractin' testicular cancer.'
Dr Morphin gives in to Jimmy's pains of anxiety, 'Try a pint of stout and do more MOT Tests.'
Jimmy asks the Doctor, 'Why stout & what is an MOT Test?'
The MOT Test obviates unwanted pregnancies and as The Rolling Stones said it in their song,
'Have you had another baby 'Standing in the Shadows.''
The Doctor responds cautiously, 'Stout is an outside body and could possibly kill the white cells that proliferate
in bindin' together the early stages of testicular cancer.'
It used to be said that, '......... stout was issued to patients in hospitals some time ago - say in the twenties.' (ie the nineteen-twenties!)
At that time, stout was issued to troubled patients; but these days medical research; medical inventions are very good. Therefore
just bring back the wee bit of stout to do what the stout did for patients in the nineteen-twenties!!!!!!!!!!'
He continues, 'The MOT Test reduces the amount of residual content in the testicles and therefore could possibly reduce the
possibility of the on-set of testicular cancer. Better oot than in!'
The above is merely a suggestion to obviate Jimmy's worries.
And as Jimmy leaves the surgery the doctor indicates to him, 'The MOT Test is 'My own testosterone!''
The MOT Test is also good to test oil for your Volvo - I have a Volvo S60!
(Ps Check this mad theory about testicular cancer with your Gp).
Good Luck!
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