On 12th February I visited the takeaway / cafe that had the best black
pudding in town. I ordered two egg & black pudding rolls. The lady at the counter
- Mary - got it wrong (much wrong)!
As she was snifflin' with the cold I suggested to the wee chap, 'I would recommend a packet
o' Lockets as they have loads o' honey in them.
As I intimated this to Mary. She retorts (quickly), 'I don't like
honey!' Seems she assumed I was presenting a chat up line!!!!
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