A Short Story of Stupidity



A man was in the queue for a pie. He stood side ways as Colin was behind him.
Colin surmised, 'He has a moustache that looked like a small minded dictator!'

n.e.d.s. is not neds plural but singular = a senile delinquent not educated!

As the man turned away, Colin noticed another idiot - a boy wearing designer clothing!
Seems some organisation paid for his trendy dress attire - he looked only about 25!
He looked like a n.e.d.s He was with another cohort but he looked only 15 mentally;
25 physically - a foot soldier.

Anyway, Colin had to rush to the bookies because he was in a hurry to put on his horse - 'The Tacion National! ..

Tommy Wilson ©

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