Irvine play the West of Scotland in the Ovalmore Cricket Cup Final.
Ross has been selected to play in the first team.
His captain, John, directs him to field by the boundary positioned at the
bottom right hand border of the field - third leg - but Ross needs a leak - badly!!
And Ross has epilepsy (as this condition affects the memory) and he couldn't
for the life of me remember what the position was in a game of cricket! But then
he remembered.
But the bowler has already bowled the ball to the batsman and the batsman plays
a magnificent shot over the slips and the ball careers in Ross's direction - but he
needs a leak - and Ross says to himself, 'Leg Break!'
Boom Boom!!
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