It is Christmas time ....
Dave and Jim were drinking buddies.
They worked as aircraft mechanics at Heathrow. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Dave said, Man, I wish we had something to drink! Jim says, Me too. ya know, Ive heard that you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good
he feels. In fact he feels great! No hangover; no bad side effects. Nothing.
Then the phone rings. Its Jim. Jim says, Hey, how do you feel this mornin? Dave says, I feel great, how about you? Jim says, I feel great too. You don't have a
hangover? Dave says, No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.
Yeah, well there is just one thing , Whats that? Have you farted yet? No, says Jim. Dave retorts, Well dont, cause Im in Norway!!!!!
Boom Boom!
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